Crimson specs dash sky
First withered sail towards ground
Fall, I have missed you


Gee that was weird. Felt a sudden twinge in the heart.


It’s so hot I wanna lie on a glacier


All I see at this market: Tree stumps and cushions tops


Just walked past Wizard Idol auditions. No joke.


Arm wrestled a Mer-man… and lost.


Can tuck my beard in my belt now


Wizards have it all: magic, fancy hats and a giant stick. They don’t even have to wear pants.


There’s a dead cow in the middle of the road… #bbq


No ma’am. Just because I let my facial hair go doesn’t mean you can use it as a mop.